The Official Crudinals Theme Song!
(Sung to the Tune: “I Should’ve Been a Cowboy” By Toby Keith
I bet you'll never hear Ol' Jerry Jones Say,
"Hey Plummer, would you ever consider signing today?
Move to Dallas, would you play for me?
If I ask you twice and beg you 'pretty please'?"
He'd have said, "yes" in a New York minute
Jerry never had the thought, the Boys plan to win it.
The Boys can't miss, they'll win it going away.
The cruds are nothing but a big disgrace.....
The cruds wish they were Cowboys!
They should've learned to pass and rush.
Wearing those blue stars,
going with their team to the SUPER BOWL!
Breaking the other teams' hearts
just like Emmit and Troy
Playing in those championship games,
Oh, they wish they were Cowboys!
They might've had a sponsor with a famous name
Spending his money, using their names.
Instead the sponsors treat them like strangers
They give their money to those Dallas Wranglers....
"Go further west you cruds", That's what they're being told.
Phoenix doesn't want you, you play like mold.
Losing every game beneath the desert stars.
The Cruds stink so bad, you can smell them on Mars!
The cruds wish they were Cowboys!
They should've learned to pass and rush.
Wearing those blue stars,
Going with their team to the SUPER BOWL!
Breaking other team's hearts,
just like Emmit and Troy.
Playing in those championship games,
Oh, they wish they were Cowboys!
BRIDGE
The cruds wish they were Cowboys!
They should've learned to pass and rush.
Wearing those blue stars,
Going with their team to the SUPER BOWL!
Breaking other team's hearts,
just like Emmit and Troy.
Playing in those championship games,
Oh, they wish they were Cowboys!
Yeah, They'll never be Cowboys!
They'll never be Cowboys!
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