And the pathetic crapnals start off with...a LOSS! YES!

The Patriots did a hell of a fine job today as they totally owned the crapnals.  The game was not as close as the 23-21 score would have you think.  The crapnals were totally dominated throughout the entire game as they start the first week of the season at the bottom where they belong.  Thanks for a great Sunday night Patriots! 

Way to go Panthers!

Awesome, just totally and completely fucking-A awesome!  In a beautiful 49-15 slaughter the Panthers beat the almighty fuck out of the pathetically inept crapnals.  It was a wonderful day as the crapnals put their well known ineptness and pathetic excuse for football on display.  They were beaten worst than a ten cent whore in Tijuana.  I haven't enjoyed a game this much since, well when the Seahawks beat the living fuck out of them. 

The best part was watching their fans whine and cry on the internet.  I'm sure it's no coincidence that at the same time those motherfucking losers were getting slaughtered a "Death with Dignity" bill was introduced at the Arizona State Legislature. 

Thank you Carolina for providing a wonderful way to end the weekend.  And crapnals...fuck you. You are done!  

Way to go SEAHAWKS!

What a glorious fucking day! The pathetic crapnals got their asses handed to them 36-6 by the Seahawks!  I couldn't be happier.  The crapnals collapse as regularly as trump lies.  They are going to be 1 and done in the playoffs!  I'm going to love watching the crapnals fans whine as they watch other teams play in the Superbowl.  Thank you for a great Sunday Seattle! 

I'm still here and the crapnals still suck!

The crapnals remain a fucking joke.  The Seahawks are going to kick their asses tomorrow.  BTW the Tilted Kilt out in Glendale is a major Seahawks bar for all those Seahawks fans who can't make it down to watch them kick some crapnals ass in person.  BTW if you are looking for more reasons the crapnals suck, looke here. Tomorrow is going to be a great day for the Seahawks...and my always amazing COWBOYS!

Crapnals lose 58-0!!!!!!! Worst lost in their pathetic history.

Holy fucking shit!!!! 58-0!!!!! The fucking crapnals lost 58 to fucking ZERO!  The worst loss they have ever fucking had. This is a great day!  This is one to celebrate. 8 turnovers, down 38-0 at the half and it just gets better! NINE losses in a row. 

The pathetic crapnals are the joke of the NFL. I LOVE IT!   On the other hand the COWBOYS won AGAIN!  They are looking at a possible playoff trip. You know crapnals, the post season, something the you won't be seeing for a long, long fucking time, if ever again. 

What a wonderful way to end the weekend!

Go COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!

Good-by winning season, the pathetic crapnals have lost 8 in a row!

This is fucking awesome. The pathetic crapnals have lost 8 in a row!!!!!  These fucking losers are through!  They have no shot at a wining season.  Thank you Jets for giving the pathetic crapnals yet another ass-kicking.  What a great way to start a football Sunday!

Tonight the awesome Cowboys are going to beat the shit out of the Eagles!  It's going to be a great Sunday!!!!!!

Fuck Yes! Inept crapnals lose again!

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for kicking the shit out of the pathetic crapnals 13-10. Despite the score the Seahawks fucking owned the pathetic, inept, loser crapnals. The best moment was the amazing Seattle interception late in the 4th quarter. Gotta love that the crapnals are a lowly 1-2 and headed for the basement of the NFL, the only place the deserve to be!

Thanks Seattle for making my Sunday afternoon a very happy one!

Next up, the amazing Cowboys take on the Redskins. The crapnals should watch the Cowboys tomorrow night and see how a REAL NFL team plays football!

Yeah Baby! Pathetic crapnals LOSE 22-21!!

Great game Skins. The pathetic fucking crapnals never had a chance. They were totally outplayed and outclassed by the vastly superior skins. The skins totally owned them. It's obvious the pathetically, inept, loser crapnals won't be worth a shit this year, which is part for the course for these fucking losers.

Looking forward to a great season for the awesome DALLAS COWBOYS! The crapnals should watch their games to see how a REAL team plays the game.

It’s our 14th Anniversary!

Yes we are now starting our 14^th year as the Official Anti-Crapnals site! What a 14 years it has been. We have watched happily as the pathetic, inept, fucking crapnals have repeatedly embarrassed themselves on national TV. They remain the biggest fucking joke in the NFL.

With the impending lockout, we will have the pleasure of a crapnals free year. On the bad side that also means we will be missing the amazing Dallas Cowboys. Of course the difference is obvious. NOBODY will miss watching the pathetic, inept, loser crapnals, because NOBODY really gives a rat fuck about those fucking losers. On the other hand, people will miss watching the outstanding Dallas Cowboys play.

Well at least that means no stupid fucking crapnals street up in Flagstaff this year. It always was a fucking joke.

Thanks for 14 great years of supporting my site! I'm looking forward to 14 more.

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the crapnals!

The fucking pathetic crapnals were given the game by the fucking refs. They neglected to call a number of pi calls and also a fucking illegal hit. The awesome cowboys totally outplayed the pathetic, inept crapnals in every fucking way.

The Cowboys Rule!!!!!!!!!!!
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crapnals lose 41-10 fucking beautiful!!!

What a fucking great game. The pathetic, inept, loser, piece of shit crapnals got their loser asses kicked by the Chargers. The Chargers dominated the pathetic crapnals. Total fucking domination. The chargers had 9 fucking sacks! They fucking slammed the crapnals QB's 9 fucking times!!!!! Fucking outstanding. The crapnals are nothing but a bunch of fuckng losers.

Hell a fucking Pop Warner team would kick their loser asses.

Meanwhile, the amazing Cowboys who should be fucking 2-1 but got totally screwed by the refs a couple of weeks ago, are on the way up and are going to have an amazing season.

And fuck yes! I am fucking back!

THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely fucking outstanding! The niners kick the ever loving fuck out of the pathetically inept crapnals!

What a fucking beautiful night. The Niners totally fucking destroyed the the completly pathetic crapanals! 7 , count em', 7 fucking turnovers and I laughed my ass off at ever fucking one of them. It was a great night for all fans of real football teams as the pathetic, inept, LOSER crapnals were exposed as the total joke and embarrassment they are. They are a complete embarrassment to all Arizonians. The only thing worse are the idiot repukes in our legislature and "Sheriff" joke and candy andy.

The pathetic crapnals don't belong anywhere near the playoffs or even a fucking football field. A fucking pop warner team would kick their pathetic asses!

Thank you Niners for giving us fucking beautiful night and for providing the pathetic crapnals with yet another well deserved ass kicking!

Fuck yes!

Losers!!!!!

Got to love it baby. The pathetic loser crapnals get their asses kicked big time in Tennessee on national fucking television! Absolutely fucking beautiful! What a wonderful ending to the Thanksgiving weekend.

Oh yeah, and the COWBOYS.....win fucking huge.

Absolutely fucking beautiful.!

Carolina rips the pathetic fucking crapnals a new one!

What a fucking beautiful game! The Panthers totally fucking destroyed the pathetic, loser crapnals. The inept fucking crapnal were totally dominated and embarrassed by the vastly superior (but isn't every team in the NFL when it comes to being compared to the crapnals) Panthers 34-21. The fucking game wasn't even that close.

The fucking crapnals were never even in the game. It was a blow-out from the beginning. Why the fuck anybody would waste even a single dollar on these fucking losers is beyond me. Every person the pathetic crapnals bullshitted into buying season tickets should be demanding their money back or at the least start wearing brown bags over their heads, if they even bother to attend fucking game played by the pathetic crapnals.

The pathetic, inept, LOSER crapnals are a total embarrassment to Phoenix, the fucking state, and for that matter, the fucking NFL.

Do yourself a favor and spend your money elsewhere. These fucking losers don't deserve a single fucking cent of anybody's hard earned money!

Good Bye to the Original anti-crapinals site

Yes, the old site will be no more this week. Yahoo is shutting down their free web hosting service. Fortunately this new and much improved version is here to take its place. I will miss that old site, as big as a pain in the ass as it became to edit, it was my first attempt at web site design and was visited by over 25,000 crapanals haters over its lifetime. Not too fucking bad.

The anti-crapnals site will continue here and on my 2 back-up boards as well. I will continue to post and mock the pathetic crapnals for as long as those fucking losers are embarrassing Arizona by their presence.

And yes they are a bunch of pathetic fucking losers despite the undeserved win they stole tonight. They are a total fucking joke, and were and are the most pathetic fucking joke of a team ever to sneak into a super bowl....something that will never fucking happen again.

So fuck you crapnals and GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anti-crapnals blast from the past

Yahoo is getting rid of all their free web sites which means my awesome and much loved original anti crapnals web site will soon be gone. In honor of my original site, here are a few of my original old posts dating back 10 years. The crapnals were losers then and are fucking losers now.
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1-10-99: THE PATHETIC, INEPT, LOSER CRUDS ARE DOMINATED BY THE VIKINGS!!!!

It was a pleasure watching the crudinals lose BIG, 41-21, to the Vikings. This proves that a) the crudinals making it to the playoffs was a fluke and b) that the cruds getting by (with the refs help) the MIGHTY COWBOYS was an even bigger fluke!!! The refs blew a few calls in the first half (7 calls in one series (what the hell was that?) but recovered and called the 2nd half fairly well. Looks like the cruds need to call Rotor-Rooter. They need a NEW PLUMMER!!!

You had to love the 1st quarter stats....-1 total yards for the pathetic crudinals!!!!! The cruds had no business even being on the field with the Vikings and the Vikings proved that today!!! The cruds got stomped just as they have been getting stomped all year!!!!!!!

As for a last week being a so-called "changing of the guard"....FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The COWBOYS have beaten the crudinals in 17 of their last 19 meetings and today's loss by the cruds further proves that the COWBOYS ARE the best damn team in football!!!!!!!!!!!! The cruds aren't even in their league!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4-10-99: The PATHETIC crudinals are losing players left and right and are about to lose their stadium!!!

Players are deserting the loser, pathetic, sinking crudinals like rats from a sinking ship. First Brown then Miller did the right thing and left the pathetic crudinals for teams that actually might have a future. I can't wait to see who leaves the inept crudinals next!!!!! This bunch of pathetic losers will do nothing next year and will be lucky to win ANYTHING!!!!!!!

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8-1-99: No stadium for the pathetic crudinals; Centers joins Brown and Miller and leaves the inept crudinals; Houston shows interest in the crudinals!!!!

Mesa did the right thing and voted down the crudinals stadium proposal by a HUGE margin. The cruds should realize now that they are NOT wanted in Arizona and will never get a stadium here. Houston continues to show interest in having the crudinals move there (why they are interested is anybody's guess) but they are welcome to the crudinals. Centers left the crudinals which, with the loss of Brown and Miller, makes even a 2-14 season optomistic. Once again the pathetic, inept crudinals will be the doormat of the NFL!!!!!!

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8-18-99: Denver destroys the pathetic crudinals!!!!.... Crudinal cited in crash...looks like they drive as poorly as they play!!!!!!

Denver did a fantastic job of destroying the crudinals and provided further proof that the inept crudinals are the world's WORST team!!! Denver totally destroyed the crudinals 38-7 and in the process made the cruds look like the total losers they are. Although I have no love for the Broncs, I did enjoy watching them DESTROY the loser crudinals!!!!!

The crudinals also showed they drive as poorly as they play!!!! Three of them were hurt in a roll-over accident near Flagstaff this week. The fools were attempting to drive 75 during a mountain thunderstorm. Any of us who have lived in Flagstaff know that is a totally stupid thing to do. The driver of the car was cited today for DRIVING TOO FAST FOR THE CONDITIONS OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!! It's a shame that one almost lost an arm due to their lack of brains, but they get no sympathy from me as they brought this accident upon themselves. I'm just glad those fools didn't hit another car and injure anybody else!!!!!

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The pathetic crudinals get VERY LUCKY against the CLEARLY dominant Eagles...and a possibly great rumor....

The totally inept, pathetic crudinals gat very lucky when they managed, by some miracle to sneak past the CLEARLY DOMINANT eagles today. The Eagles owned the pathetic crudinals for the entire game but somehow, probably with the help of the refs, the crudinals managed to get probably one of their last wins of the season. At best the inept crudinals will probably get 2 or 3 wins for the season and they will get their butts kicked by the awesome COWBOYS who did a beautiful job today, DESPITE the refs attempt to deny them the win with a pathetic call during the last 12 seconds of the game.....heard, actually read a GREAT rumor on the net the other day. It was written that bumbling bill bidwrong sold his interest in the crudianls to the guy in Houston and that they would be moving....I am trying my best to get this confirmed......See you next week to talk about the crudinals next pathetic loss!!!!!!!!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUTURE SUPER BOWL XXXIV CHAMPIONS AND THE BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CRUDINALS ........RIGHT TO HOUSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU IN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The pathetic, inept crudinals, led by jake the fake get destroyed by the Dolphins.....

The inept cruds were totally dominated today by the Dolphins. Jake the fake (a.k.a Jake the groper) and the inept cruds were destroyed by the much more talented Dolphins. Jake the fake was picked off several times and attempted a late comeback who's failure showed us that last week's win was nothing but a fluke. This makes them 1-1. Next weeks upcoming butt-kicking by the Niners will set them at 1-2 on route to a probable finish of 2-14 at best!!!!!!!! Nothing makes for a perfect weekend like watching the crudinals lose and the AWESOME COWBOYS win!!!!!!!!!

THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUTURE SUPER BOWL XXXIV CHAMPIONS AND THE BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CRUDINALS ........RIGHT TO HOUSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU IN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Niners totally destroy the pathetic cruds on national TV!!!!!!!!! What a great day for all crudinals haters!!!!!!!!!....

The loser cruds were royally embarrassed by the Niners on national TV today as the Niners taught the crudinals, led by Jake "the Fake" Dumber, how real football is played. The crudinals were destroyed 24-10 and because of their exposure on National TV, everybody knows what a bunch of losers they really are. This was the most enjoyable game on TV all weekend. The crudinals looked so bad that even a pop-warner team could easily beat them!!!!!! It will only get better next week when they crawl into Dallas and get KILLED by the AWESOME, SUPER BOWL BOUND COWBOYS!!!!!!!! The pathetic cruds are now 1-2 and on the way to a 1-15 season!!!!!! YOU gotta love it!!!!!!!!!

THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUTURE SUPER BOWL XXXIV CHAMPIONS AND THE BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CRUDINALS ........RIGHT TO HOUSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU IN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(10-3-99): What a beautiful day!!!!!! The cowboys prove that the crudinals "win" last year was a fluke and that the pathetic crudinals don't even belong in the NFL!!!!!!

You have to love it....COWBOYS 35 Pathetic, loser crudinals 7!!!!!!! The inept crudinals were lucky not to lose 42-0 ore even 56-0. The AWESOME SUPER BOWL BOUND COWBOYS totally dominated them in every way and in every part of the game, just as the Cowboys always do!!!!! Jake "the Joke" Dumber was totally helpless against the vastly superior COWBOYS!!!!!! The crudinals are clearly the worst team in the NFL and have shown that last seasons "win" was nothing more than a fluke combined with the help of the refs. The cruds are headed for a 1-15 season!!!! I had the pleasure of watching this game while up in Flagstaff for NAU's homecoming. There were a ton of COWBOYS fans around but there wasn't a crudinals fan to be seen. This further proves that ARIZONA is the COWBOYS second home!!!!!!!!!!! Now of course the cruds "fans" on the newsgroups will try to say that the cruds "injuries" cost them the game. I'm sure that a lot of those "injuries" were brought on by not wanting to be embarrassed at today's game. The cruds would've lost with or without the missing players so the "injury defense" is useless. The game was mostly well called. This leaves only one reason for the cruds BEAUTIFUL LOSS.....THE PATHETIC CRUDINALS SUCK.......AND THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!

THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUTURE SUPER BOWL XXXIV CHAMPIONS AND THE BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CRUDINALS ........RIGHT TO HOUSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU IN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(10-23-99): The Redskins DOMINATE the pathetic crudinals 24-10!!! What a beautiful game!!!!

The Washington Redskins totally destroyed the pathetic, inept, loser crudinals 24-10 last Sunday. Some my blame the loss of Jake "the Fake/Joke" Dumber for the loss, but his presence is really not important to the team. They lose equally well with and without him. This is a team that is going NOWHERE but down and hopefully to Los Angeles. They are a pathetic joke and an embarrassment to Arizona. They are off this weekend which will give them a chance to think about what a total bunch of losers they really are!!!!!

THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUTURE SUPER BOWL XXXIV CHAMPIONS AND THE BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CRUDINALS ........RIGHT TO HOUSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU IN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(11-21-99): COWBOYS SCREWED BY REFS, pathetic crudnials sneak away with VERY lucky "win"!!!!

The cruds deserve NO credit for this one. The COWBOYS were robbed of their victory. As I and ALL those who watched the game know, this one goes down with an asterisk next to it. Attached to the asterisk is a note that should read, "The COWBOYS won this one but were cheated of the win by the referees that called back a perfectly good TD and changed their call on a well caught pass!!!!" This is the truth about the game. Don't let Tobins lies and attempts to take credit for the win fool you. The cruds just happened to be there to have the refs hand them the game. The AWESOME COWBOYS totally dominated the pathetic inept crudinals. SMITH and the rest of the SUPER BOWL bound COWBOYS were unstoppable!!!!! Of course this game makes no difference as the COWBOYS will be in the SUPER BOWL and the crudinals will be at home crying with their fans as usual!!!!!!!!!

THE COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUTURE SUPER BOWL XXXIV CHAMPIONS AND THE BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CRUDINALS ........RIGHT TO HOUSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T WANT YOU IN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(1-9-00): YES!! The pathetic crudinals are hosed by the Packers!!!!!!

The pathetic, inept, crudinals, already removed from the playoffs (even David Boston's daddy couldn't save them), as usual, were throughly destroyed by the Packers!!!!! This game was a pleasure to watch. It was a shame that the packers couldn't have run the score up even higher than they did!!!!!! Jake "The Fake" aka "The rapest" aka "The Joke" Dumber was useless as usual!!!!!!!! This crudinals team deserves the title "WORST TEAM OF THE MILLENNIUM" which I will officially bestow upon them next year on January 1, 2001. Already the pathetic crudinals are losing players who now realize that they are headed nowhere but down with the crudinals. Rice is the first to bolt and the watch is on to see who leaves next!!!!!!

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(1-15-00): Yippie...the crudinals may soon become the San Antonio Crudinals!!!!!

The pathetic crudinals may be out of here. It has been confirmed that those inept losers have been offered the use of the Alamo Dome for free! Let's hope they say yes and get out of our fine state ASAP!!!!!! I and all but 1 or 2 people in Arizona will be happy to help them pack and load their moving vans!!!!!!!! Let's say good riddance to a bunch of garbage and encourage those loser crudinals to LEAVE!!!!!!!!!

crapnals jokes from the old site

Crudinal's Quotes and Jokes

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New jokes (9-15-03)

Once in a while the Arizona Republic, our local rag, actually prints the truth about the cruds. The following excerpts are from the Wednesday, December 30, 1998 sports section (page 2). They're from a section called You Don't Say.

• T.J Simers, Los Angeles Times: On the bright side, there's still a chance Paul Tagliabue will wake up, use his power as commissioner, and declare the Arizona Cardinals out of the playoffs to protect the integrity of the National Football League.
• David Moore, Dallas Morning News: ...it's difficult to imagine that Dallas has any doubts about its ability to beat Arizona...Dallas has put the Cardinals in their losing place 16 of the past 17 times they have met.

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• Seen in a local car dealership: "Will the woman who left her 12 kids at Sun Devil Stadium, please pick them up. They are beating the Cardinals 37-0!

• It was a very tight Christmas for one family. The father told his small son that he could only have one small gift. The little boy said, "I want a Mickey Mouse hat." That year he got the hat he wanted.

The next year was again very bad and the child was told that he could only choose one gift. The little boy said, "I want a Mickey Mouse shirt." He got the shirt

The third year was much better. The father told his son that Christmas that he could
have whatever he wanted. The excited little boy shouted, "I want a Mickey Mouse outfit

So his dad bought him the Arizona Cardinals!

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This one was sent to me by BlackEye:

• THERE'S A NEW FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM CAKE IN ARIZONA AND CUSTOMERS LOVE IT! TRY IT TODAY! INTRODUCING......

  JAKE THE FRUIT CAKE

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Special thanks to Gabriel O. for sending in this great group of new jokes!!!!

CARDINALS SCHEDULE FOR 2004

08/29: Spanish-American War Vets

09/05: Northeastern Idaho Junior College

09/12: Phoenix Blind Academy

09/19: St. Wilgefortis Boys Choir

09/26: Cub Scout Troop #46875

10/03: DeKalb High School

10/10: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (Columbus Day special)

10/17: Korean Amputees

10/24: Girl Scout Troop #379721

10/31: Cincinnati Bengals

11/07: Wisconsin School For The Deaf

11/14: Cumberland (team which once lost to Georgia Tech 222-0)

11/25: Dallas Cowboys (Thanksgiving game)

12/05: Clinton Rosette Middle School

12/12: Marmion Academy

12/19: Pop-Warner Team (TBA)

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR

1. When playing Girl Scouts, Cardinals must not eat their cookies.

2. When playing the blind academy, Cardinals must not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR

1. A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you Cardinal fans who've forgotten what this is) is still worth 6 points.

2. The Cardinals will be allowed 47 men on the field at all times.

3. The Cardinals will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the course of the game.

4. The Cardinals will be allowed 38 time-outs per quarter.

5. The Cardinals will be awarded a first down with each gain of 3 yards or more.

NAME CHANGE: The Cardinals will be renamed the Losersville Tampons, since
they are good for only one period and have no second string. Their website
has been discontinued, since they will never put three W's together.
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CARDINALS JOKES

Two boys were playing football in a Dallas area park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Cowboys Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," she starts writing in her notebook.

"But I'm not a Cowboys fan," the boy replies.

"Redskins Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," the reporter starts again.

"I'm not a Redskins fan either," the boy says. "I'm a Cardinals fan."

The reporter writes on a new sheet in her notebook: "Redneck Bastard Kills Family Pet."

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There were three football fans walking towards the Football Hall of Fame when all of a sudden one of them noticed a leg sticking out of the bushes. They moved closer and and noticed that it was a dead naked woman. The Cowboys fan took off his cap and set it on her right breast, the Giants fan took off his hat and set it on her left breast, and the Cardinals fan took off his hat and set it on her groin area. Shortly after that the police showed up and the sherriff started his inspection. He picked up the Cowboys cap and put it back down and took notes. Then he looked under the Giants cap and put it back down and took notes. Then the sherriff looked under the Cardinals cap and put it back down again and again. The Cardinals fan got upset and asked the sherriff "Why keep looking under my cap?" The sherriff said "Every time I see a Cardinals cap I expect to see an idiot's hair!"

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Q: Why doesn't Tucson have an NFL team?

A: Because then Phoenix would want one too!

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Quarterback Jake Plummer died after living a full life. When he got to
heaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little house
with a faded Cardinals flag in the window.
"This is your special house, Jake," said God. "This is very special; not
everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to
his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a Texas-sized 150-story mansion with a silver and blue
sidewalk, a 2750-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Cowboy logo flag, and a
silver star in every window.
Jake looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and I
even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So, what do you want to know, Jake?"
Jake said, "Why does Troy Aikman get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Jake, that's not Troy Aikman's house, it's mine."
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Q: Why do Cardinals fans go to Sun Devil Stadium when there is a tornado
warning?

A: Because there are no touchdowns there!

Q: What is the difference between shredded wheat and the Arizona Cardinals?

A: Shredded wheat belongs in a bowl!

Q: How many Arizona Cardinals does it take to change a tire?

A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which they all show up!

The official crudinals theme song - from my original site

The Official Crudinals Theme Song!

(Sung to the Tune: “I Should’ve Been a Cowboy” By Toby Keith

I bet you'll never hear Ol' Jerry Jones Say,
"Hey Plummer, would you ever consider signing today?
Move to Dallas, would you play for me?
If I ask you twice and beg you 'pretty please'?"

He'd have said, "yes" in a New York minute
Jerry never had the thought, the Boys plan to win it.
The Boys can't miss, they'll win it going away.
The cruds are nothing but a big disgrace.....

The cruds wish they were Cowboys!
They should've learned to pass and rush.
Wearing those blue stars,
going with their team to the SUPER BOWL!

Breaking the other teams' hearts
just like Emmit and Troy
Playing in those championship games,
Oh, they wish they were Cowboys!

They might've had a sponsor with a famous name
Spending his money, using their names.
Instead the sponsors treat them like strangers
They give their money to those Dallas Wranglers....

"Go further west you cruds", That's what they're being told.
Phoenix doesn't want you, you play like mold.
Losing every game beneath the desert stars.
The Cruds stink so bad, you can smell them on Mars!

The cruds wish they were Cowboys!
They should've learned to pass and rush.
Wearing those blue stars,
Going with their team to the SUPER BOWL!

Breaking other team's hearts,
just like Emmit and Troy.
Playing in those championship games,
Oh, they wish they were Cowboys!

BRIDGE

The cruds wish they were Cowboys!
They should've learned to pass and rush.
Wearing those blue stars,
Going with their team to the SUPER BOWL!

Breaking other team's hearts,
just like Emmit and Troy.
Playing in those championship games,
Oh, they wish they were Cowboys!

Yeah, They'll never be Cowboys!
They'll never be Cowboys!

LOSERS!!!!

Great news!!! The pathetic crapnals got their inept asses kicked by the champion Steelers. Just as expected the pathetic crapnals are well on their way to their well deserved spot in the basement of the NFL!!!!

The loser crapnals got their asses kicked in all possible areas. What a great way to start the year. It's going to be a long, long, long losing season for the pathetic crapnals.

Don't expect anything from the crapnals...that's exactly what you will get...NOTHING!!!!!

Ch ch changes...

Yahoo will be shutting down Geocities in the near future. That means my original site and posts will be without a home. For the time being this will be my main site. I will be moving the stuff from the awesome original site over to one of my other boards (it's also backed up on my computer). Some of it may appear here. I am also going to work on constructing a new site in the not so distant future. In the mean time this will be THE official anti-crapnals site. As always I will be posting the truth about the pathetic crapnals.

Actually the demise of geocities is not a bad thing. It was a total fucking bitch trying to update that site without being able to use FTP. That's how this board was born.

So hang around, and keep on cheering against the pathetic, inept, loser crapnals.